I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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