I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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