he wants to bone in the snuggie
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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