I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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