fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
No subtext here. People are naked.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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