i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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