im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Drake has all the answers
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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