Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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