ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Randomize
