Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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