my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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