Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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