On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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