i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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