Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Randomize
