i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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