he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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