I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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