my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
i drank out of a bidet.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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