no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Randomize
