what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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