Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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