is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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