just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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