I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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