2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
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So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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