So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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