i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I'm just crazy horny about you
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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