We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize