i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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