i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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