Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Randomize
