You're my little dorito
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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