I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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