Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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