Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Randomize
