im so drunk with asians
where?
always
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I fill condoms, not promises.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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