Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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