I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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