i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
