I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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