Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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