when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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