I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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