I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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