The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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