You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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