I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
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