Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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