They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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