I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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