I'm gonna have a badass scar
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
It's no shave November. This is our time.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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