sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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