i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
no. you can't hotbox the world.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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