Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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