but the lizard people decide everything anyway
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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