Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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